PELVIC & NECK EXPLOSION* ASMR SUPER CRUNCH & Pain Relief. Cracks & Relax Full Body Chiropractic.

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~ Condenser Microphone Cracks & Crunches
~ Quiet Face Paper & Quiet Office = ASMR
~ Mindfully Placed Ads ~ Relax
~ Chiropractic Sleep Time Remedy

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It’s 2:30pm and this afternoon’s yoga is brought to you by a tuna sub with onions, peppers, artichokes and mushrooms.

Tis the season

Gobble Gobble

Smoke it, fry it, bake it… your turkey awaits

are you a dark meat (legs + a$$) or a light meat (breast) kinda person?

stuff it or stove top, stuffing is so stuffing

They say turkey is high on tryptophan but I doubt any turkey would participate in the use of such illicit substances

Is it really the turkey that makes you tired… or is the 27 thousand extra calories that you would normally consume over the course of a week?

I used to eat turkey sandwiches in grade school, but I don’t remember ever being laid out on the floor, unbuckled and groaning for my life to end or belly to explode

Apple or Pumpkin?

Don’t you dare say blueberry

Probably should have saved this post intro for next week

Right now I’m lost in the mechanics of how a phone works

Not even a cell phone, like the old ones where you just picked it up and the operator was there to physically connect your call by moving a wire from here to there.

It’s the receiver for me… I mean… how the heck does the “receiver” turn my voice into electricity and send it through a wire almost instantaneously?

People… it turns your voice into electricity!

I’m baffled

I digress

Bc it’s fall, or autumn…. and this is the time of year I gently remind people that a transitional season does not guarantee a slow progression into the next via 1-3 degrees of steady temperature drop

The sun is 93M miles away from us and this giant rock flying through the universe is literally wobbling

So just take a deep breath and remember that going from 75 to 45 in 1 week is NOT EXTREME

Ask Elon Musk… he’s from Mars

We didn’t “get robbed of fall”

Calm down everyone

We’re lucky this whole thing even exists

I’m not convinced it’s real anyway

I’m not a simulation guy either

I think it’s more of a hallucination

Or maybe I should ask the turkeys what they’re smokin

In this week’s Prescription Description I’d like to entertain the possibility of an ASMR explosion captured by microphones and smart phones alike, receivers of sound as we wobble from the light, and I plea to the turkeys to rage, rage against the dying of the light

Actually I did speak to a turkey onetime, he said he was happy to give his life to sustain the holiday of hallucination in the name of gratitude

Not sure if the natives would agree but hey who asked them?

Damn, my Grammerly just reported that the “tone” of this piece is “angry”

Friends,

I’m here to tell you something simple

Everything you need is already within you

It starts, ends and is sustained by the breath

forget the age old wisdom of sages

deny the objective findings of science

disregard the teachings of your teachers

but only for a moment bc that stuff can be useful

For right now, right here, this moment, and whatever moment you find yourself in

just remember

to breathe

thanks for watching, listening, breathing, eating, digesting, pooping and

giving thanks

every day

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