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It’s 2:30pm and this afternoon’s yoga is brought to you by a tuna sub with onions, peppers, artichokes and mushrooms.
Tis the season
Smoke it, fry it, bake it… your turkey awaits
are you a dark meat (legs + a$$) or a light meat (breast) kinda person?
stuff it or stove top, stuffing is so stuffing
They say turkey is high on tryptophan but I doubt any turkey would participate in the use of such illicit substances
Is it really the turkey that makes you tired… or is the 27 thousand extra calories that you would normally consume over the course of a week?
I used to eat turkey sandwiches in grade school, but I don’t remember ever being laid out on the floor, unbuckled and groaning for my life to end or belly to explode
Apple or Pumpkin?
Don’t you dare say blueberry
Probably should have saved this post intro for next week
Right now I’m lost in the mechanics of how a phone works
Not even a cell phone, like the old ones where you just picked it up and the operator was there to physically connect your call by moving a wire from here to there.
It’s the receiver for me… I mean… how the heck does the “receiver” turn my voice into electricity and send it through a wire almost instantaneously?
People… it turns your voice into electricity!
Bc it’s fall, or autumn…. and this is the time of year I gently remind people that a transitional season does not guarantee a slow progression into the next via 1-3 degrees of steady temperature drop
The sun is 93M miles away from us and this giant rock flying through the universe is literally wobbling
So just take a deep breath and remember that going from 75 to 45 in 1 week is NOT EXTREME
Ask Elon Musk… he’s from Mars
We didn’t “get robbed of fall”
Calm down everyone
We’re lucky this whole thing even exists
I’m not convinced it’s real anyway
I’m not a simulation guy either
I think it’s more of a hallucination
Or maybe I should ask the turkeys what they’re smokin
In this week’s Prescription Description I’d like to entertain the possibility of an ASMR explosion captured by microphones and smart phones alike, receivers of sound as we wobble from the light, and I plea to the turkeys to rage, rage against the dying of the light
Actually I did speak to a turkey onetime, he said he was happy to give his life to sustain the holiday of hallucination in the name of gratitude
Not sure if the natives would agree but hey who asked them?
Damn, my Grammerly just reported that the “tone” of this piece is “angry”
I’m here to tell you something simple
Everything you need is already within you
It starts, ends and is sustained by the breath
forget the age old wisdom of sages
deny the objective findings of science
disregard the teachings of your teachers
but only for a moment bc that stuff can be useful
For right now, right here, this moment, and whatever moment you find yourself in
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